Code, nerd culture and humor from Greg Knauss.

The three things most fundamentally wrong with the world: an opinion arrived at while shopping at the Toys R' Us near where I work:

  • That toy steering wheels -- for ages two and up -- include not only toy horns, toy ignition keys, toy radios but toy cellular phones, too.

  • That the sold-out N*SYNC doll was Lance Bass.

  • That Barbie's ethnic friends are less expensive than her white ones.

Hi there! My name's GREG KNAUSS and I like to make things.

Some of those things are software (like Romantimatic and Buzz Clock), Web sites (like the Webby-nominated Metababy and The American People) and stories (for Web sites like Suck and Fray, print magazines like Worth and Macworld, and books like "Things I Learned About My Dad" and "Rainy Day Fun and Games for Toddler and Total Bastard").

My e-mail address is I'd love to hear from you!

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