Code, nerd culture and humor from Greg Knauss.

Questions Not to Ask at the Gym: First in a Series

"If these are the quadriceps and these are the triceps and these are the biceps, where's the unicep?"

I've got my theories, but I decided it wasn't a good idea to mention them in a room full of sweaty, overly-muscled men. It, um, might have been taken the wrong way.

Hi there! My name's GREG KNAUSS and I like to make things.

Some of those things are software (like Romantimatic and Buzz Clock), Web sites (like the Webby-nominated Metababy and The American People) and stories (for Web sites like Suck and Fray, print magazines like Worth and Macworld, and books like "Things I Learned About My Dad" and "Rainy Day Fun and Games for Toddler and Total Bastard").

My e-mail address is I'd love to hear from you!

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