Code, nerd culture and humor from Greg Knauss.

If your youngest son, while happily sucking on his toes, suddenly lets loose with a thunderous fart, do you:

  1. Point a finger and loudly claim, "It was him!"

  2. Assume there's some sort of call and response thing going on and answer.

  3. Beam proudly and say, "That's my boy!"

Ha. Trick question. It turns out that none of these is the right answer. At least, not according to Joanne.

Hi there! My name's GREG KNAUSS and I like to make things.

Some of those things are software (like Romantimatic and Buzz Clock), Web sites (like the Webby-nominated Metababy and The American People) and stories (for Web sites like Suck and Fray, print magazines like Worth and Macworld, and books like "Things I Learned About My Dad" and "Rainy Day Fun and Games for Toddler and Total Bastard").

My e-mail address is I'd love to hear from you!

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