Code, nerd culture and humor from Greg Knauss.

A handy tip for mall shoppers:

You've got the whole goddamned escalator ride to make a decision about which way you're going to go when you get to the top, you empty-headed little feeb! Don't step off and then just stand there while people who are familiar with how legs work pile up behind you! Move, damn you, move!

Thank you.

Hi there! My name's GREG KNAUSS and I like to make things.

Some of those things are software (like Romantimatic and Buzz Clock), Web sites (like the Webby-nominated Metababy and The American People) and stories (for Web sites like Suck and Fray, print magazines like Worth and Macworld, and books like "Things I Learned About My Dad" and "Rainy Day Fun and Games for Toddler and Total Bastard").

My e-mail address is I'd love to hear from you!

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