Code, nerd culture and humor from Greg Knauss.

I plop the chess set down on the counter and hand the cashier my credit card. He swipes it through the register, runs the wand over the UPC on the box and asks -- in the sort of dazed monotone I remember from working retail at Christmastime -- "Would you like batteries with that?"

Hi there! My name's GREG KNAUSS and I like to make things.

Some of those things are software (like Romantimatic and Buzz Clock), Web sites (like the Webby-nominated Metababy and The American People) and stories (for Web sites like Suck and Fray, print magazines like Worth and Macworld, and books like "Things I Learned About My Dad" and "Rainy Day Fun and Games for Toddler and Total Bastard").

My e-mail address is I'd love to hear from you!

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