I'm at Rite-Aid, to pick up Joanne's prescription and I've got Tom on one hip -- and I'm trying to keep him from pulling over a rack filled with Chap Stick -- and I've got Mikey nestled in his car-seat on the other hip -- and he's starting to squirm and whinge -- and the counter guy turns back from digging through the piles of filled orders behind him and says, "Knauss, Joanne," he says, "Ortho Tri-Cyclen?"
"Yes," I say. "Oh, God, yes. Please."
Hi there! My name's GREG KNAUSS and I like to make things.
Some of those things are software (like Romantimatic and Buzz Clock), Web sites (like the Webby-nominated Metababy and The American People) and stories (for Web sites like Suck and Fray, print magazines like Worth and Macworld, and books like "Things I Learned About My Dad" and "Rainy Day Fun and Games for Toddler and Total Bastard").
My e-mail address is firstname.lastname@example.org. I'd love to hear from you!