Code, nerd culture and humor from Greg Knauss.

Handy Parenting Tips: First in a Series

If your wife comes home from running errands and asks you how long it's been since you've changed the kids and the only answer you have to offer is a blank stare, claiming that you've "been letting them marinate, y'know, to tenderize" is not a good fallback line.

Hi there! My name's GREG KNAUSS and I like to make things.

Some of those things are software (like Romantimatic and Buzz Clock), Web sites (like the Webby-nominated Metababy and The American People) and stories (for Web sites like Suck and Fray, print magazines like Worth and Macworld, and books like "Things I Learned About My Dad" and "Rainy Day Fun and Games for Toddler and Total Bastard").

My e-mail address is I'd love to hear from you!

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