Code, nerd culture and humor from Greg Knauss.

Never Let the Facts Get In the Way of Making a Sale: First in a Series

I phoned up our cable company today, to schedule a repair guy to come out and replace the static we're currently getting with the sweet, soothing narcotic of TV. The operator gladly took my information, told me that their van would be out Monday morning between eight and ten, and then tried to sell me HBO, "so you can watch the fight tonight."

Hi there! My name's GREG KNAUSS and I like to make things.

Some of those things are software (like Romantimatic and Buzz Clock), Web sites (like the Webby-nominated Metababy and The American People) and stories (for Web sites like Suck and Fray, print magazines like Worth and Macworld, and books like "Things I Learned About My Dad" and "Rainy Day Fun and Games for Toddler and Total Bastard").

My e-mail address is I'd love to hear from you!

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