Code, nerd culture and humor from Greg Knauss.

We arrive home and start unloading stuff from the van. I pile as much as I can onto my arms and Jo grabs a few bags and hefts Mike out of his seat. She hands a paper shopping bag with a few things in it -- sippy cups, baby wipes -- to Tom and says, "Thomas, would you take this inside, please?"

And Tom grabs ahold of the handles and starts dragging the bag up our front walk, like it's boulder trailing after a chain tied around his neck.

"You don't think he's being sarcastic, do you? Dragging it like that?" I ask.

"Oh, gosh," Jo says. "Where in the world would he get sarcasm from?"

"Well, the X chromosome for a start..."

Hi there! My name's GREG KNAUSS and I like to make things.

Some of those things are software (like Romantimatic and Buzz Clock), Web sites (like the Webby-nominated Metababy and The American People) and stories (for Web sites like Suck and Fray, print magazines like Worth and Macworld, and books like "Things I Learned About My Dad" and "Rainy Day Fun and Games for Toddler and Total Bastard").

My e-mail address is I'd love to hear from you!

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