Code, nerd culture and humor from Greg Knauss.

“OK, dude, I’m sorry. But you seriously need to get over it.”

“I know! I’ve tried. I… can’t.”

“Yes, you can. Look at you! What the hell are you doing mooning over some chick? It’s embarrassing.”

“You don’t understand.”

“I do. Everybody does. Get over it.”

“But she’s… so hot.”

“Yeah. I know. Which is exactly why you’re never going to get anywhere. She’s taken.”

“Maybe if I—”

“No. Seriously. Stop it.”

“She gave me a bit of her hair…”

“Yeah. About that. Creepy.”

“And I nearly had to kick that guy’s ass—”

“Stop. Not a good thing. You’ve spent the whole trip acting like a love-struck idiot.”

“Idiot? Idiot? I am Gimli, son of Gloin, and the Lady Galadriel of Lothlorien—”

“Dude. Let it go.”

Hi there! My name's GREG KNAUSS and I like to make things.

Some of those things are software (like Romantimatic and Buzz Clock), Web sites (like the Webby-nominated Metababy and The American People) and stories (for Web sites like Suck and Fray, print magazines like Worth and Macworld, and books like "Things I Learned About My Dad" and "Rainy Day Fun and Games for Toddler and Total Bastard").

My e-mail address is I'd love to hear from you!

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