Code, nerd culture and humor from Greg Knauss.

The boys and I have a game we play, every single morning.

I say, “Put your shoes on” and they say, “OK.” I then come back five minutes later and say, “Why aren’t your shoes on?” and they say, “I couldn’t find them.” I then say, “You didn’t even look, did you?” and they say, “Yes, I did! I looked everywhere!”

I then say, “I’m now going to spend fifteen seconds looking for your shoes,” and I do, and I find them, very often in the same room that we’re standing in.

It’s not a very fun game.

Hi there! My name's GREG KNAUSS and I like to make things.

Some of those things are software (like Romantimatic and Buzz Clock), Web sites (like the Webby-nominated Metababy and The American People) and stories (for Web sites like Suck and Fray, print magazines like Worth and Macworld, and books like "Things I Learned About My Dad" and "Rainy Day Fun and Games for Toddler and Total Bastard").

My e-mail address is I'd love to hear from you!

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