Code, nerd culture and humor from Greg Knauss.

Why shouldn’t I be left alone, late on Friday night, writing error messages for obscure failure conditions?


That question pretty much answers itself.

This message guarantees that the “obscure failure condition” will happen within fifteen minutes of the product shipping, and that at least one employee will flee the building, never to be seen again.

Hi there! My name's GREG KNAUSS and I like to make things.

Some of those things are software (like Romantimatic and Buzz Clock), Web sites (like the Webby-nominated Metababy and The American People) and stories (for Web sites like Suck and Fray, print magazines like Worth and Macworld, and books like "Things I Learned About My Dad" and "Rainy Day Fun and Games for Toddler and Total Bastard").

My e-mail address is I'd love to hear from you!

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