Code, nerd culture and humor from Greg Knauss.

That wasn’t supposed to happen — it looks like you asked for a page that we don’t have.

There are a few potential causes for something like this:

  • You got a bad URL, and the page you were looking for has never existed. Sorry. Not much to do about that. You might try going to the home page and see if you can find something else that interests you.

  • You clicked a link and the page that used to be at the URL is gone. This is bad, and isn’t supposed to happen. If you’d like, you can mail me the URL you were looking for and I’ll see if I can dig it up. Thanks, and sorry for the trouble.

  • The page has been redacted for reasons of national security or profound personal embarrassment. This has never happened, of course, but man, wouldn’t it be cool?

Hi there! My name's GREG KNAUSS and I like to make things.

Some of those things are software (like Romantimatic), Web sites (like the Webby-nominated Metababy and The American People) and stories (for Web sites like Suck and Fray, print magazines like Worth and Macworld, and books like "Things I Learned About My Dad" and "Rainy Day Fun and Games for Toddler and Total Bastard").

My e-mail address is I'd love to hear from you!

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