Code, nerd culture and humor from Greg Knauss.

Attention whoever is in charge of delivering ironic justice: you missed one.

Yesterday, I saw a newish Mercedes, parked, empty, running, with the keys in it and the air conditioner going full blast. The owner had apparently just popped into a store and didn't want to suffer through the hundred-degree temperature for one second longer than necessary.

So, of course, they were supposed to have to wait in the sweltering heat for the police to arrive, then for the walk to the bus, then...

Hi there! My name's GREG KNAUSS and I like to make things.

Some of those things are software (like Romantimatic and Buzz Clock), Web sites (like the Webby-nominated Metababy and The American People) and stories (for Web sites like Suck and Fray, print magazines like Worth and Macworld, and books like "Things I Learned About My Dad" and "Rainy Day Fun and Games for Toddler and Total Bastard").

My e-mail address is I'd love to hear from you!

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