Code, nerd culture and humor from Greg Knauss.

Hello, kids! And welcome to Fun-Time Story Theatre!

Once, long ago, in a faraway land, there was a mommy and a daddy and two little boys and a doggie. They all lived together in a pretty house that had a lawn and windows and a porch. Every night, their porch was visited by a mysterious stranger that they had named Bernard, the Gastrointestinally Unhappy Cat. Bernard always left a present for the daddy. And every morning, the daddy would open the door of the house to go get the newspaper, discover Bernard's present and mutter an expletive. Then he would hose everything down.

The end!

Hi there! My name's GREG KNAUSS and I like to make things.

Some of those things are software (like Romantimatic and Buzz Clock), Web sites (like the Webby-nominated Metababy and The American People) and stories (for Web sites like Suck and Fray, print magazines like Worth and Macworld, and books like "Things I Learned About My Dad" and "Rainy Day Fun and Games for Toddler and Total Bastard").

My e-mail address is greg@eod.com. I'd love to hear from you!

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