Code, nerd culture and humor from Greg Knauss.

I hope to be a powerful player in the music industry someday. I want to manufacture a boy band. They'll be wholesome and lovable and sing in syrupy harmonies and hold every fourteen year old girl in the country under their vaguely sexual but entirely non-threatening spell. Then, once I can guarantee that an entire demographic segment will sing the words to their next hit -- at home, at school, everywhere -- they'll release a destined-for-number-one ballad, an ode to lost love called "If You See Kay."

How long, do you think, before anybody notices?

Hi there! My name's GREG KNAUSS and I like to make things.

Some of those things are software (like Romantimatic and Buzz Clock), Web sites (like the Webby-nominated Metababy and The American People) and stories (for Web sites like Suck and Fray, print magazines like Worth and Macworld, and books like "Things I Learned About My Dad" and "Rainy Day Fun and Games for Toddler and Total Bastard").

My e-mail address is I'd love to hear from you!

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