Code, nerd culture and humor from Greg Knauss.

I'm in the drive-through line at McDonalds -- because if I don't deforest the Amazon, who will? -- and the SUV in front of me has the license plate "VEG KIDZ".

Daddy, I'm so _hungry_...

And I can only imagine the cruelest father in the world, raising his kids vegetarian so he can then strap them into the car, go grab a Big Mac and eat it in front of them.

I wish I'd thought of that.

Hi there! My name's GREG KNAUSS and I like to make things.

Some of those things are software (like Romantimatic and Buzz Clock), Web sites (like the Webby-nominated Metababy and The American People) and stories (for Web sites like Suck and Fray, print magazines like Worth and Macworld, and books like "Things I Learned About My Dad" and "Rainy Day Fun and Games for Toddler and Total Bastard").

My e-mail address is I'd love to hear from you!

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