Code, nerd culture and humor from Greg Knauss.

So I'm walking along Santa Monica Boulevard, when a van comes rolling towards me, driving slowly and purposefully. It's light brown, sun-bleached, and painted on the sides are enormous white and red letters, proof that being pious doesn't mean you can rhyme:


The roof is festooned with loudspeakers, all pointing helter-skelter, and the driver holds a microphone to his lips. As the van passes, he looks directly at me and solemnly intones, "Jezzzx Kkrsswst esz Lxrzd! Rxzenz yxzr sxnnz anz rezxeze exeernzz lefzz nz Hezzxn!"

I figure he was speaking in Tongues.

Hi there! My name's GREG KNAUSS and I like to make things.

Some of those things are software (like Romantimatic), Web sites (like the Webby-nominated Metababy and The American People) and stories (for Web sites like Suck and Fray, print magazines like Worth and Macworld, and books like "Things I Learned About My Dad" and "Rainy Day Fun and Games for Toddler and Total Bastard").

My e-mail address is I'd love to hear from you!

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